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what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

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Watercolor Pet Portrait of my (former!) foster dog!

Weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/submission/570367/wrigley

DeviantArt: http://fav.me/d7er9ce

FurAffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13229903/

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you catch a lot of flies with honey, but you catch more honeys being fly

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100% of people who tell you you’re too sensitive are saying it because they don’t want to be held responsible for your reaction when they mistreat you

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guess what friends! that’s right! it’s time for a good ol’ fashion shiny pokemon giveaway! okay buddies here are the rules

  • there will be 23 winners, first come first serve.
  • have pokemon x or y
  • I will choose by using an online raffle generator
  • you can reblog as much as you want
  • there will be one winner from likes only
  • you do not have to be following me, but those who do will get their name inserted into the raffle twice! (if you do not like my blog, please don’t follow me just because of this)
  • no giveaway blogs!!! thats lame!!
  • please be willing to give out your 3DS friend code
  • if you win, I will give you 72 hours to respond
  • have your inbox open; I will need to message you that you won!
  • you can only have one pokemon
  • message me for anymore questions!

get to bloggin my fellow trainers!

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make me choose : Journey or Flower [requested by anon]

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April 16 2014



listen here u piece of shit

its a fucking baby

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Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest crap ever get out of my face.


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do action movies know they can have more than one female character

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u cant trust people who step on flowers

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April 16 2014


your favorite video game series is getting a new game


but it’s not coming out for a console you own


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“When a stargirl cries, she sheds not tears but light.” 
― Jerry Spinelli, Stargirl

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